|
theterroristbusters
|
read my profile
sign my guestbook
Name: The Terrorist Busters
State: California
Interests: We are interested, obviously, in Terrorist Busting, so there shouldn't be too much necessary to tell about us. "We" are the Terrorist Busters United and Anyonymous-- President Bonnie N. Dicus (aka Miss Hemet), Vice-President Nicole R. Hearn (aka Not Miss Hemet), Secretary Kathryn (Middle Initial withheld for security purposes) Medina (no alias available at time of this press release), Musician and Playsyncist, Febey (aka Disclaimist) who provides perfectly perfect music at any and all times, Mr. Secret (aka Top) who serves as an Intelligence coordinator, Mr. Too Secret (aka our pilot), who is a Tactical Operations Officer, Jay (aka the bodyguard), who keeps us safe and laughing, Chauffeur Darrell (who says alarmingly low-profile), Asile (aka Asile), who keeps the technical and endorphin side of our group running, Elizabeth (aka Connie Bustler) our RABBIT, and last, but not least, all of our loyal followers who keep the Terrorist Busters United and Anonymous a totally serious, totally e
Expertise: Our expertise is being perfectly serious and busting terrorists, but we have a lot of "side projects" that we do, such as Benefit Concerts to help the Terrorist Busters (visit your local Entertainment Guidebook website for more information on that, and ticket prices) and many other things which we choose not to say, mostly because they involve eating a lot (such as brownies) and we really do NOT want to look greedy.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Government
Message: message meEmail: email me
Member Since:
10/1/2005
|
|
| Important Terrorist Buster Quote:
"Always be ready to bust terrorists."
-Anonymous | | |
| Important Announcement!
We have another terrorist buster in our ranks!!!!
Let's congratulate our RABBIT...Connie Bustler!
~Confidential~
New Agent Resume
Name: Elizabeth M.
Alias: Connie Bustler
Age: 16 going on who knows how old...
Position Applying For: Resident Arizona Branch of services of Busting Inconsiderate Terroists otherwise known as: RABBIT
Hobbies: Busting (obviously), using her knitting needles to poke people (quite effective...), Crocheting straight jackets for those insane Terrorists, Deafening the Terrorists with her piano playing, Drawing the mug shots of the captured Terrorists, Writing up the Terrorists list of felonies, Capturing photos of the Terrorists for evidence, Outmaneuvering Terrorists on her speedy two feet or purple bike, and Dressing up in wacky disguises that happen to be her everyday clothes. Practicing no self-control by breaking into laughter at inopportune and unreasonable moments. Practicing her punches and kicks on those impolite terrorists.
Expertise: Working on finely tuning the above hobbies.
Abilities: See the hobbies.
Connie Bustler will be a great asset to TBUAA. Her expertise is astounding! Let her be an inspiration to all of you employees!
-Miss Hemet, President | | |
| A few days ago I was driving along the freeway in my Hummer. I wasn't driving of course. My chauffeur was driving.
Trying to blend in with the other traffic, so as not to cause a huge commotion with people wanting Miss Hemet's autograph, we drove along, following the flow of traffic.
Suddenly, as we passed an on-ramp, a smaller car came veering into our path. My driver slowed down. In the space of a few seconds, the other car had come careening directly into our way, causing my driver to have come to an almost complete stop. We narrowly avoided a collision.
This was obviously the work a terrorist.
Before the fiend could escape, I jumped out of my Hummer. It took several seconds for me to reach the ground, since vehicle was so high in the air. But eventually I made it. Leaping over to the smaller car, I quickly employed the tactics necessary to take care of terrorists. (Employees: Please read page 765, paragrah 3 of your Terrorist Busting Tactics manual to review.)
When the threat was duly removed, I calmly removed my Santa Suit (which of course, was stowed in my Hummer for emergency situations like these) and proceeded back to my vehicle.
Driving slowly back home, I reflected on the lessons learned from this experience.
1. Always carry your Santa Suit.
2. Newer employees should always have their TB Tactics manual handy for quick referral. All other employees should have it memorized.
-Miss Hemet | | |
| I thank you all for your support and help in running TBUAA while I was away. It is with great excitement that I return to headquarters and report that Romania seems to be an excellent place for expanding our expertise worldwide. I, of course, cannot give out much information due to security purposes, but donations are welcome for funding this worthy mission. I greatly hope that I shall return to Romania in about a year's time in order to build our headquarters in that country.
Thank you.
-Miss Hemet | | |
| Note: I am planning on going out of the country soon to investigate the possibility of developing a Terrorist Busters Academy in Romania. That country is in desperate need of this ministry. Any comments, concerns or questions while I'm gone should be directed to the Vice President. Thank you.
-Miss Hemet | | |
|
